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Picture Meme [Sep. 20th, 2008|03:56 pm]
Take a picture of yourself right now. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture. Post that picture with NO editing. Post these instructions with your picture.

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Greatest movie line ever [Aug. 29th, 2008|08:41 am]
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Blogalyser [Aug. 22nd, 2008|07:22 pm]

The Blogalyser reveals...

Your blog/web page text has an overall readability index of 12.

This suggests that your writing style is conventional
(to communicate well you should aim for a figure between 10 and 20).Your blog has 7 sentences per entry, which suggests your general message is distinguished by clarity
(writing for the web should be concise).


male malefemale female
self oneselfgroupworld world
past pastpresentfuture future

Your text shows characteristics which are 55% male and 45% female
(for more information see the Gender Genie).
Looking at pronoun indicators, you write mainly about yourself, then the world in general and finally your social circle. Also, your writing focuses primarily on the present, next the past and lastly the future.
Find out what your blogging style is like!

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Music [Aug. 9th, 2008|06:48 pm]
Here's some of the music I've been listening to last month:

Does It Offend You, Yeah? - We Are Rockstars
Unkle - Lawless
The Wombats - Let's Dance to Joy Division
Santogold - L.E.S. Artisters
The Ting Tings - Shut Up And Let Me Go
Coconut Records - Nighttiming
The Dandy Warhols - Now You Love Me
Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson - Woodfriend
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Why you shouldn't use the internet for translations [Aug. 8th, 2008|03:39 pm]

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Yalies in the Olympics [Aug. 8th, 2008|01:39 pm]
There are a couple of Yale alumni and students who will be competing in the olympics this year. Jacobson took home a bronze in 2004, so here's to us winning even more medals!
  • Stuart McNay '05 - USA, Sailing-470
  • Ashley Brzozwicz '04 - Canada, Women's Rowing-Eight
  • Thomas Barrows '10 - US Virgin Islands, Sailing-Laser
  • Josh West '98 - Great Britain, Rowing-Eight
  • Sada Jacobson '06 - USA, Fencing-Sabre
  • Rachel Jeffers '07 - USA, Women's Rowing (alternate)
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Bear Warning [Aug. 8th, 2008|09:21 am]
[Current Music |Flobots]

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5 Minute Management Course [Aug. 4th, 2008|04:52 pm]
5 Minute Management Course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
 your mouth shut!

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Poison [Jul. 30th, 2008|03:17 pm]
I just got back from a Poison concert at the Mohegan Sun. It was a lot of fun -- besides the concert we stayed at the casino and lost a ton of money.

Here's a little video I took with my cellphone:

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Watchmen [Jul. 19th, 2008|02:25 pm]
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